To help brighten your day, here are some of the world’s worst horse jokes we’ve ever heard! Hopefully they’ll put a smile on your face and if you have any funny ones of your own, please let us know!

What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.

What kind of horse walks around at midnight? A Nightmare.

Why did the man stand behind the horse? He was hoping to get a kick out of it!

When does a horse talk? Whinny wants to.

What type of cheese do you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.

What's a horse's favourite tv programme? Neighbours.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.

What kind of bread does a horse eat? Thoroughbred.

Why is it difficult to steal a horse? Because they have forelocks.

When do vampires like horse racing? When it’s neck and neck.

What's the horse version of banter? Canter.

How do you catch a loose horse? Make a noise like a carrot.

A horse walks into a bar. Four faults.

What did the horse say when it fell? "I can't giddyup!"

What's the most important horse in England? The Mare of London.

Sam said to Fred, "I put £20 on a horse last week and he came in at twenty five to one."
"Wow! you must be loaded," said Fred.
"Not really," said George. "The rest of the field came in at twelve thirty."

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Written by: Hannah